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positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

132,081 notes   -  20 May 2013

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

144,775 notes   -  20 May 2013



cleverstarkidurl:

when people complain about great gatsby spoilers

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THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS

9,861 notes   -  20 May 2013

  • Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
316,444 notes   -  20 May 2013