it’s pornstache without his pornstache and cornrows without her cornrows



sneak peek from 50 shades of grey

“Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a $1,000 for a kiss and 50¢ for your soul.”

– Marilyn Monroe


i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

243,715 notes   -  1 September 2014

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

184,727 notes   -  1 September 2014



do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

303,680 notes   -  1 September 2014